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BREAKING: BoFA - The board of fediverse instance administrators - says that viral "six seven" meme is likely impossible to eradicate from the mastodon network. Click here.
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eblu @eblu@wetdry.world
@nora just put him in that car that he sent into orbit. a karmic sacrifice
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eblu @eblu@wetdry.world
oh no someone found this post a week after april fool's
eblu @eblu@wetdry.world
my main problem with people using clippy as a mascot for resistance against AI is that clippy is the embodiment of useless AI. like you're rallying with a paperclip that was infamous for constantly trying to write your letters for you
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eblu @eblu@wetdry.world
@inderix my phone's uptime is at about 423.5 hours 
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netbat 🮲🮳 @netbat@bat.netbat.net
The consequences of having a sharpie nearby
eblu @eblu@wetdry.world
it's such a weird design decision to put the join date there like sure. turns out I have 2021 joins
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esm but Normal @35m_4t@wetdry.world
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vozer 
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did they think to maybe remove the north korea from the keyboard ? 🇰🇵 that might’ve helped
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eblu @eblu@wetdry.world
how much influence do they have over fedora. do I gotta switch to a new distro now
eblu @eblu@wetdry.world
what do you MEAN red hat is supporting war crimes
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nath 🐻 
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youtube video that ends with "fuck you for watching"
eblu @eblu@wetdry.world
just tripped over a rock #Microslop
eblu @eblu@wetdry.world
mastodon collections are really cool actually, I'm happy that they took notes from both bluesky and the people that use it
eblu @eblu@wetdry.world
RE: https://mastodon.social/@sonic_hedgeblog/116374983964442535
knuckles with they/them pronouns? 😳
eblu @eblu@wetdry.world
gargron posting in japanese is wild
eblu @eblu@wetdry.world
Dunch
eblu @eblu@wetdry.world
realizing that there's a difference between things that I feel like I Have To Do and things that I actually want to do has been huge actually, turns out there's a lot that fell into the former category
eblu @eblu@wetdry.world
I have absorbed too much Mastodon radiation and have become a cantankerous nerd
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eblu @eblu@wetdry.world
@bodil obligatory https://youtu.be/ILvd5buCEnU
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