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eblu @eblu@wetdry.world
@illyria well uh it's still something right???
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Arthro (bug enjoyer) @arthroart@wetdry.world
my son
![A reference sheet for a horsefly maggot and human hybrid creature named lil' Jason. The infobox reads: sexless, ID as boy [transgender flag]. He loves model ships, mud, and nutrients. He hates tacky clothing and homework. In all images he is of varying sizes and ages. In all, he is tube-shaped, with a conical fleshy face that has a humanoid mouth and nose. Each segment has retractable nodules that help him grip to aquatic substrates. One eye is white with a black pseudopupil and the other is a wet dark brown eye. He has shortened, fat limbs. In one image, he is six months old with a pink bow and sucking on a bottle containing river sludge and baby formula. In another, he is six years old and wearing a Commodore shirt. In the main one, he is twelve , 4'7", and wearing a colorful hat and an MS-DOS shirt. He is holding a stick, and speaking from a siphon at the end of his maggot abdomen: "let's beat each other with sticks for fun." Another photo shows him just hatched and laying prone with barely-opened eyes. His arms have the "bread roll" fat accumulation that babies tend to have, and he wears a small lavender courtesy cap on the tip of his abdomen. A small sketch displays his venomous mandibles peeking from his open mouth, which lacks teeth. A second sketch demonstrates his "heterochromia", and he asks the viewer for twenty dollars.](https://media.wetdry.world/media_attachments/files/115/540/516/923/228/327/small/89f66e8110f73216.png)
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eblu @eblu@wetdry.world
congratulations to all 34% of you who got the reference teehee
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eblu @eblu@wetdry.world
@fluffye psst
eblu @eblu@wetdry.world
why is react native Like That. sure let's give people the illusion that your app is ready to use but tapping on anything will do nothing for the next 15-30 seconds. absolute clownery
eblu @eblu@wetdry.world
so executive dysfunctioned out that I'm being financially AND dietarily stupid again
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xyla 🔜 not 39c3 @xyla@shitpost.trade
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eblu @eblu@wetdry.world
@illyria being a mac user trying to get into roblox in 2009 really limited my options lmao
eblu @eblu@wetdry.world
the blockland forums were a complete diet-something-awful-4chan nightmare in retrospect but the time that everyone turned a couple abandoned boards into the designated spot for silly joke threads was really fun
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eblu @eblu@wetdry.world
ok so just to make it clear:
- I may be a bit too anxious about what other people think about me and I need assurance that I am not in fact living in the panopticon
- explicitly NSFW topics and certain kinks (transformation art in particular) make me uncomfortable and if you constantly post that un-CWed then I'm going to have to keep my distance from you, not because I think you're bad but I need to enforce my boundaries
eblu @eblu@wetdry.world
horrifying realization that valve is this close to bringing about the Year of Linux on the Desktop
eblu @eblu@wetdry.world
ok so just to make it clear:
- I may be a bit too anxious about what other people think about me and I need assurance that I am not in fact living in the panopticon
- explicitly NSFW topics and certain kinks (transformation art in particular) make me uncomfortable and if you constantly post that un-CWed then I'm going to have to keep my distance from you, not because I think you're bad but I need to enforce my boundaries
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eblu @eblu@wetdry.world
@vv0ltz callout post specifically targeted at me
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mem (he/him) 🐕 @vv0ltz@app.wafrn.net
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Sonic The Hedgeblog @sonic_hedgeblog@mastodon.social@wetdry.world
Wallpaper released for 'Shadow The Hedgehog'. This was made for the American website for the game.
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eblu @eblu@wetdry.world
@illyria we are, in fact, the entire circus
eblu @eblu@wetdry.world
look, I'm not beating the allegations. I'm a linux user who's mainly active on mastodon. you have every right to clown on me for that
eblu @eblu@wetdry.world
eblu @eblu@wetdry.world
too far south to see the northern lights unfortunately :(
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