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eblu @eblu@wetdry.world
let's show the world how we joe..... #DrinkJoe
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eblu @eblu@wetdry.world
oh to be held so securely by some sort of huge creature that feels like a giant mattress and I fall asleep all safe and warm and buried in all that
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enderman0125 
(Festive🎄🎁🎅) @mudkip@wetdry.world
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eblu @eblu@wetdry.world
@mudkip congratulations to the Grand Theft Auto
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eblu @eblu@wetdry.world
@gimmechocolate and you might think "what are you even talking about" but that's the point:
- still a living, non-human thing
- the establishment is the animal kingdom. so this very much isn't
- hated by most except for people who care a lot about the environment and biology
- very resilient, will grow anywhere and is typically the first thing that regrows after an ecosystem is devastated
- if you kill it, more will grow in its place
this is quite possibly the most punk-rock thing alive right now
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eblu @eblu@wetdry.world
@gimmechocolate I'm very late to the poll but hear me out: some sort of weed
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Hanan! 🌻 @GoblinHellion@mastodon.art
Do you like fairies? Maybe bees?? Do you wish for more whimsy in your life?
🌸 Get tattooed by your chill lil neighborhood goblin! Inject more whimsy into your life immediately! 🌸
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eblu @eblu@wetdry.world
@gimmechocolate yeah I'm kind of thinking that way too but I wouldn't put it past some parts of the fediverse to unironically do this
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eblu @eblu@wetdry.world
the verified badges everywhere are a little Weird, I get that it's based on "having a website linked in your profile that links back to your account" but literally anyone could do that just by having another mastodon account. this seems dangerous to me
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eblu @eblu@wetdry.world
there's so much wasted space but I like this direction actually
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eblu @eblu@wetdry.world
this somehow has the best thread rendering out of any mastodon client that I've ever used but the screencap that I took had a couple followers only posts in it so now I have to look for another post with a lot of replies
eblu @eblu@wetdry.world
I'll just install whatever client I want at this point. sure whatever "Mo-Me" it is
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eblu @eblu@wetdry.world
if you see anyone even insinuate doing this on or off the fediverse you have every right to tell them to shut up and stop posting. this is not the kind of behavior that we should allow to represent us
eblu @eblu@wetdry.world
hey fyi: please never do this ever. this is how you get turbo blocked and everything you talk about to be written off forever
eblu @eblu@wetdry.world
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eblu @eblu@wetdry.world
21, 67, 69, 420. we're closer than ever to figuring out the code
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Nelson Lopez @nelson@wetdry.world
@eblu it is your duty to host your own instance just to import 98 different amogus emoji packs and amogus-react everything in existence.
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eblu @eblu@wetdry.world
@nelson on the plus side, we'd get more amogus reacts
eblu @eblu@wetdry.world
this is the opposite of peak. it's all so valley bro...
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