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I'm ngl I feel like I'm stuck in a cycle and I want to break free and be something but something outside of my control always shoves me back inside every time I try

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hey it's late for me but if any linux experts want to figure this one out: I did an oopsie and deleted my ethernet config from networkmanager. I'm trying to add a new connection to fix it but it just gives up and says "IP configuration was unavailable" which doesn't make sense because DHCP is working fine

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Salesforce

The user interface of Salesforce, a widely used enterprise software platform founded in 1999, was inspired by a dream of its co-founder Marc Benioff. Benioff envisioned an application interface resembling that of Amazon, which included labeled tabs. Benioff said that in his dream:

 I could see this app that looked like Amazon and it said 'Contacts', 'Accounts', 'Opportunities', 'Forecast Reports', as tabs. No one had ever built enterprise software quite like that before.[35]
techbro has the lamest dream ever, asked to quit sleeping

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alright I got my computer Mostly set up except I have to rely on a bunch of ridiculous hand me down gamer peripherals to replace whatever I had and also I'm lacking a second monitor

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Ever since I was a kid I was told I shouldn't try and chew hard candy but honestly I think the people who told me that just didn't want me being able to chop down on shit. I got jaws that break jawbreakers man. I bite lollipops off the stick. crunch heard round the world type shit. I eat homeless people, bones included. It's how they never caught me. There's nothing to prove it's me

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