eblu @eblu@wetdry.world
people making april fools jokes on wikipedia that are indistinguishable from a thread on here
MASTODON
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worm -> commissions open 
@mooniestarrcat@wetdry.world
Everyone. Stop what you are doing. Looke at my leafy green moth NOW ...
eblu @eblu@wetdry.world
Does anyone remember Sweet Life on Disney channel??? Dillon and coal
eblu @eblu@wetdry.world
RE: https://flipboard.com/@gizmodo/i09-ifm0rl1hz/-/a-n_ynVkjJSMiNXaAGJcpCaQ%3Aa%3A1876139665-%2F0
you can't just SAY that
eblu @eblu@wetdry.world
me: "okay let's see if I can find some diamonds in this cave"
the zombies in the cave:
eblu @eblu@wetdry.world
I miss sweeneyposting
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Media in my Downloads folder 
@funny@wetdry.world
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eblu @eblu@wetdry.world
freddy meta
family pizzeria looking for security guard to work the nightshift oohhh 12 AM the first night if I didn't want to stay the first night why would I stay any more than five why would I stay more than two hello okay hellooo well oh oh I can't move that's a creepy skull there's creepy things on the wall
eblu @eblu@wetdry.world
freddy meta
hello everybody my name is markiplier and welcome to five nights at freddy's an indie horror game that you guys suggested en masse and I saw that yamimash played it and he said it was really really good so I'm very eager to see what is up and that is a terrifying animatronic bear
eblu @eblu@wetdry.world
from what I've seen everyone's tomodachi life living the dream island is either "these are my friends :)" or "gamemasteranthony's birthday party" with no in between
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Library of Blursed Texts @blursedtexts@jorts.horse
Broken
eblu @eblu@wetdry.world
I've been kind of a mess because I've been drifting out of "doing what I feel like other people want me to do" and into "trying to figure myself out" so uh. thanks for bearing with me I guess. and if you aren't then oops sorry
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Chris Vargas @chrisxvargas@threads.net
24 years old.
Fully paid off Costco hotdog.
It's not "parents money".
It's not luck.
It's consistency.
It's discipline.
I grind EVERYDAY to live this lifestyle.
eblu @eblu@wetdry.world
new minecraft skin let's go!!!
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eblu @eblu@wetdry.world
@bigtuffal I was making a 67 joke but oh wow. steam user since the time when everyone hated steam. god bless
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eblu @eblu@wetdry.world
obviously not done
eblu @eblu@wetdry.world
trying to figure out how to make a good minecraft skin and more detailed shading at the same time
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eblu @eblu@wetdry.world
@driftini this simultaneously goes hard and is also one of the most european things I've seen/heard
eblu @eblu@wetdry.world
ok what the hell is moon child
eblu @eblu@wetdry.world
just learned that my minecraft skin is 6.7 years old how's everyone else doing
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Or: recounting the tiring saga of getting my car's battery replaced.