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MASTODON
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@anime_reference the Zipline That Kills You is an all timer
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moshidon crash loop 
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every infamous something awful thread starts like "So I bought a house for pretty cheap, I think I got a good deal on it. Anyway I am spending $2,000 in renovations to add a bathtub to the living room"
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@the_gayest_goat_on_elekk no they are
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shoutouts to bug furries but even bigger shoutouts to bug furries that choose a species that isn't traditionally appealing (bees, moths, maybe ladybugs and butterflies). that's the mark of a real one
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Beet @Beetalerry@mastodon.online
drew a salman
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kopper 
@kopper@not-brain.d.on-t.work@wetdry.world
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Cabel Sasser @cabel@panic.com
scan the QR cod………… SCAN THE QR COD!!
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tried to take a mucinex and just could Not swallow it and I now have a bitter taste in my mouth. Why do they make pills this big
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memes from outside fedi/atmosphere @nonfedimemes@wetdry.world
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taco, bird/cat 
@chirpbirb@meow.social
software development is so fucking unserious. "you need the libfuck package to be able to compile the scrimblo venv for the electron client" grow up get real
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I really need to get some Freaking Chairs, the kitchen is a mess because my legs run out of stamina and I need to go sit down somewhere else
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@Yoshi tpusa halftime show if it was good
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minecraft youtube poop mod
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cursed to have the "god bless the usa" earworm
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every few years a mid-high budget video game with a female protagonist comes out and I don't hear about it until youtube recommends videos of people bashing it for some reason to me
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FDA Recall Bot @fdarecall_bot@m.ai6yr.org
FDA RECALL
Brand: Boner Bears
Product: Chocolate
Issue: Product contains sildenafil
Date: 05/23/2026
More: https://www.fda.gov/safety/recalls-market-withdrawals-safety-alerts/jxk-enterprises-inc-issues-voluntary-nationwide-recall-boner-bears-chocolate-due-undeclared #FDA #recall
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best way to play the game https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bqo7RrdRFv4
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Cars suck, pass it on
Or: recounting the tiring saga of getting my car's battery replaced.