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hmmmmm maybe it's a good time to start reposting things i originally posted on cohost

hey did you know i like bugs. and pokemon. and drawing pokemon that are bugs (and pokemon that are not bugs but that's not relevant here)

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Hermitcollective's official statement on the recent drama

I'm gonna make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog is a bitch-ass motherfucker! He pissed on my fucking wife! That's right; he took his hedgehog fuckin' quilly dick out, and he pissed on my fucking wife! And he said his dick was "THIS BIG" and I said "That's disgusting!" So I'm making a callout post on my mastodon-dot-hermitcollective-dot-net: Shadow the Hedgehog, you have a small dick, It's the size of this walnut except way smaller! And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like! That's right, baby! All points, no quills, no pillows, look at that; it looks like two balls and a bong! He fucked my wife, so guess what? I'm gonna fuck the Earth! That's right, this is what you get: my SUPER LASER PISS! EXCEPT I'M NOT GONNA PISS ON THE EARTH... I'M GONNA GO HIGHER... I'M PISSING ON THE MOOOOON!! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, OBAMA?! I PISSED ON THE MOOOON, YOU IDIOT! You have 23 hours before the piss DRRRROPPLETS hit the fucking Earth! Now get out of my sight, before I piss on you too!

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WordPress CEO Rage Quits Community Slack After Court Injunction

"In the immediate aftermath of the decision, Automattic founder and CEO Matt Mullenweg asked for his account to be deleted from the Post Status Slack, which is a popular community for businesses and people who work on WordPress’s open-source tools."

“It's hard to imagine wanting to continue to working on WordPress after this,” he wrote in that Slack, according to a screenshot viewed by 404 Media. “I'm sick and disgusted to be legally compelled to provide free labor to an organization as parasitic and exploitive as WP Engine. I hope you all get what you and WP Engine wanted.” His username on that Slack has been changed to “gone 💀”

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re: subpost, what the fuck is wrong with fedi

@cheesehead god I'm so sorry. it's such a double standard to act all radically inclusive and then start shooting someone down because they think that you drew a minor naked when it's actually just, a disassembled transmasc

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