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eblu @eblu@wetdry.world
never mind my neighbors clutched it I am safe
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eblu @eblu@wetdry.world
never mind my neighbors clutched it I am safe
eblu @eblu@wetdry.world
dude I think my possible adhd might have actually screwed me over I am currently suffering through murphy's law and cannot find any means to get into my apartment or safely walk anywhere where I might be able to get help
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It`s bird (new) @infinitysnapz@wetdry.world
Homer Maps
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eblu @eblu@wetdry.world
I have been on hold with AT&T for one hour straight
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Nanoraptor @NanoRaptor@bitbang.social
Microsoft Excel
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eblu @eblu@wetdry.world
@niko Java runs on over 3 billion parking spots
eblu @eblu@wetdry.world
I didn't know that the store had a "no returns unless it's broken" policy I guess I'm stuck with a bluray of The Interview (2013)
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eblu @eblu@wetdry.world
ARE YOU KIDDING ME
eblu @eblu@wetdry.world
ok dad finally figured out a way to get me off of his phone plan: telling me that he's going to switch to patriot mobile tomorrow
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Ena- @detondev@social.linux.pizza
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eblu @eblu@wetdry.world
@BigHeadMode yes that is in fact the video that I screenshotted a thumbnail of
eblu @eblu@wetdry.world
are you telling me that playstation network support isn't 24/7 what the hell. I just want my account back
eblu @eblu@wetdry.world
it's crazy how people looked at blockchain and went "we should sell certificates of ownership of procedurally generated monkey PNGs on here"
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Essem
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@esm π
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Niko
@gayfamicom@hero.chaogarden.social
eblu @eblu@wetdry.world
@esm you gotta post more on @35m_4t there's a significant lack of funny on here that we desperately need
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esm but Normal @35m_4t@wetdry.world
Back in 2007, you could go to Burger King and get a Coke and fries Halo. This was to market Halo 3, which was set to release later that year. In this promotion, they put Halo on Coca-Cola and fries, featuring Master Chief and the release date of Halo 3. Because of this, we have Coke and fries Halo. The cool thing about Coke and fries Halo is the design; it looks like Halo. This is to promote their upcoming game Halo 3. To do this, they made Coke and fries Halo. This is back in 2007 when people consumed a lot of Coke and fries, and liked to play Halo, so they decided to combine them, giving us Coke and fries Halo. They made this in 2007, uh, by putting Master Chief and Halo related things on the design for both their Coca-Cola cup and their fry container. Uh, so you could go to Burger King and say "I would like a Coke and fries Halo," and the- then you, g- get this- this, what you're seeing on screen is Coke and fries Halo.
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gray @gray@fuzzies.wtf
Stop takin this social media shit so seriousπ¦π look the duck bigger than the car nun of this shit realπ€¦πΏββοΈ
eblu @eblu@wetdry.world
alright what email is my playstation network account even attached to at this point. I literally got my dad to reactivate an address that I haven't used since like 2016 and I'm still not getting a reset email there
Or: recounting the tiring saga of getting my car's battery replaced.