2.0 (finally)

MASTODON

I'm obsessed with that little era of gaming in the early 2000s when realtime 3D graphics were getting good but people were still attached to the old ways of doing things so you had cartoon blorbos running around in photorealistic environments

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🔁 Xbox 370 boosted

the temu app will be studied for generations.

i opened the app, and recorded this unedited, nearly two minute, launch sequence. it somehow just gets funnier and more absurd

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online communities should not be locked behind shenanigans like this but people don't like moving. best I got is bluesky though I really should look into being active over there

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being forced onto New Reddit without an account because is making me miss how pleasant old reddit was. everything just has this Modern Web Design Jank to it. like hey the old 2000s design was antiquated but at least it was functional and didn't load copious amounts of random crap all over the place

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I think the big thing that turned me off from streaming services is that they catch on to stuff that I watched/listened to as a joke and think that I must want more of that. Like no I don't actually like Bloodhound Gang I just thought that the Pac-Man smoking crack bit is ridiculous and it was a meme at the time

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