Xbox 370 @eblu@wetdry.world
this is a joke
ignoring every bit of common sense and feeding the mastodon scraper dataset into an AI just so that I can have a german chatbot that complains about windows any time I want
MASTODON
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Elizabeth 
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"Why is there another house below this house?"
"That's the reflection effect. Don't worry about it. I call it the debug house."
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Elizabeth @Elizafox@treehouse.systems@wetdry.world
Enabled the compiz cube in my house and now going between rooms involves non-Euclidean geometry. You don't wanna KNOW how bad it's been since I enabled the cube reflection and cube deformation effects too.
To say nothing of wobbly windows. They break when you close them. They wobble when you slide them. The blinds have a genie lamp effect when I close them.
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Elizabeth @Elizafox@treehouse.systems
Installed compiz effects on my windows in my house and now all my windows broke into hundreds of pieces when I closed them send help
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Xbox 370 @eblu@wetdry.world
@Elizafox lucky, when I tried compiz in my house all the windows went up in flames whenever I closed them
Xbox 370 @eblu@wetdry.world
the state of things is that I now have a box fan running full blast constantly in my room
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Xbox 370 @eblu@wetdry.world
I don't think anyone should be harassed for this. on the other hand, yeah maybe lightly tell this kid to knock it off
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Xbox 370 @eblu@wetdry.world
I still think that we should be able to find people but yeah there are way too many Random Guys who all go like "yeah I'm going to throw every public post from people without a hashtag in their profile into a public dataset with a cute little warning to stop people from using AI with it uwu" like buddy you might want to think about this. people make their posts public but not for reasons like this
Xbox 370 @eblu@wetdry.world
oh that's why people get mad whenever someone tries to make a fediverse search engine
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Inderix @inderix@booping.synth.download
"PlayStation outage resulting in players unable to access games!" what games
Xbox 370 @eblu@wetdry.world
people who pirate video games when they watch Amélie (2001)
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Xbox 370 @eblu@wetdry.world
I give up. Shut down it is
Xbox 370 @eblu@wetdry.world
Linux is cool right up until you accidentally wake up your computer and have to tell it to suspend like five times for it to finally either turn off or lock itself up
Xbox 370 @eblu@wetdry.world
this cyclospora outbreak sucks I want to eat fruits and vegetables
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Xbox 370 @eblu@wetdry.world
@driftini this username+reply combo is sending me
Xbox 370 @eblu@wetdry.world
RE: https://wetdry.world/@eblu/116869385855661553
Okay never mind it's good
Xbox 370 @eblu@wetdry.world
ServiceNow is a functional piece of software that doesn't waste egregious amounts of your time loading things
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Xbox 370 @eblu@wetdry.world
It's been ten minutes now
Xbox 370 @eblu@wetdry.world
coworker: "can you do this for me? I can assist"
me: "sure"
coworker: "alright thanks"
me: "do you have this in a spreadsheet it would easier for me to look through than just a list of text that I have to constantly scroll up to see"
coworker: [radio silence, status changes to idle]
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Xbox 370 @eblu@wetdry.world
also it's good to just like, decentralize the art instance? that's kind of our entire point here right
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