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we had it made in the 2020s. you just donβt know what you have until itβs gone. i was born in 2026 btw
MASTODON
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enderman0125 
@mudkip@wetdry.world
![THE Cyberlink PowerDVD 8.0.1531.0
WILL BE CRACKED IF U PUSH [ PATCH ]
OR PUSH [ EXIT ] TO BUY IT
Karl Heinrich Marx](https://media.wetdry.world/media_attachments/files/114/972/914/847/576/235/small/b75e91f928b4d933.png)
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enderman0125 @mudkip@wetdry.world
just bought a new game
eblu @eblu@wetdry.world
what's up #Swagging
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eblu @eblu@wetdry.world
never mind my neighbors clutched it I am safe
eblu @eblu@wetdry.world
dude I think my possible adhd might have actually screwed me over I am currently suffering through murphy's law and cannot find any means to get into my apartment or safely walk anywhere where I might be able to get help
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It`s bird (new) @infinitysnapz@wetdry.world
Homer Maps
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eblu @eblu@wetdry.world
I have been on hold with AT&T for one hour straight
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Nanoraptor @NanoRaptor@bitbang.social
Microsoft Excel
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eblu @eblu@wetdry.world
@niko Java runs on over 3 billion parking spots
eblu @eblu@wetdry.world
I didn't know that the store had a "no returns unless it's broken" policy I guess I'm stuck with a bluray of The Interview (2013)
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eblu @eblu@wetdry.world
ARE YOU KIDDING ME
eblu @eblu@wetdry.world
ok dad finally figured out a way to get me off of his phone plan: telling me that he's going to switch to patriot mobile tomorrow
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Ena @detondev@social.linux.pizza
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eblu @eblu@wetdry.world
@BigHeadMode yes that is in fact the video that I screenshotted a thumbnail of
eblu @eblu@wetdry.world
are you telling me that playstation network support isn't 24/7 what the hell. I just want my account back
eblu @eblu@wetdry.world
it's crazy how people looked at blockchain and went "we should sell certificates of ownership of procedurally generated monkey PNGs on here"
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Essem 
@esm@wetdry.world
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@esm π
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Niko 
@gayfamicom@hero.chaogarden.social
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Cars suck, pass it on
Or: recounting the tiring saga of getting my car's battery replaced.