eblu @eblu@wetdry.world
once again I simply cannot escape living in red states. maybe someday
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eblu @eblu@wetdry.world
maintaining a furaffinity account without uploading any nsfw/kink art because I move differently
eblu @eblu@wetdry.world
I have a depression mode and an irony mode, and if I stay in one for too long then bad things happen
eblu @eblu@wetdry.world
[just moved and not legally a resident of the state that I now live in voice] So, voting huh
eblu @eblu@wetdry.world
I'm ngl I feel like I'm stuck in a cycle and I want to break free and be something but something outside of my control always shoves me back inside every time I try
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eblu @eblu@wetdry.world
ideally I'd just restore the config files somehow but all the instructions out there are for ubuntu/debian and I'm on fedora
eblu @eblu@wetdry.world
hey it's late for me but if any linux experts want to figure this one out: I did an oopsie and deleted my ethernet config from networkmanager. I'm trying to add a new connection to fix it but it just gives up and says "IP configuration was unavailable" which doesn't make sense because DHCP is working fine
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kopper 
@kopper@not-brain.d.on-t.work
Salesforcetechbro has the lamest dream ever, asked to quit sleeping
The user interface of Salesforce, a widely used enterprise software platform founded in 1999, was inspired by a dream of its co-founder Marc Benioff. Benioff envisioned an application interface resembling that of Amazon, which included labeled tabs. Benioff said that in his dream:
I could see this app that looked like Amazon and it said 'Contacts', 'Accounts', 'Opportunities', 'Forecast Reports', as tabs. No one had ever built enterprise software quite like that before.[35]
eblu @eblu@wetdry.world
you see the low hanging fruit for sweeneyposting in 2026 would be to make a bunch of jokes about AI. but I'm better than that (most of the time)
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enderman0125 
@mudkip@wetdry.world
he is being tortured 💔
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eblu @eblu@wetdry.world
@ellie In due TIMe... you will get the #1 Victory Royale... 
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Me @ellie@awesomefreakingbunnies.online
eblu @eblu@wetdry.world
alright I got my computer Mostly set up except I have to rely on a bunch of ridiculous hand me down gamer peripherals to replace whatever I had and also I'm lacking a second monitor
eblu @eblu@wetdry.world
robots: "a soldering iron would fix me"
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eblu @eblu@wetdry.world
my stuff has been sitting there for five entire days. hurry UPPPPP
eblu @eblu@wetdry.world
this is for you melinda... I hope you like it...
eblu @eblu@wetdry.world
so is Memphis Tennessee like a USPS shipping void or what
eblu @eblu@wetdry.world
backrooms son or the exit 8 daughter
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eblu @eblu@wetdry.world
@Nonya_Bidniss yeah, I'm at least sounding the alarm because it seems like this might be too much of a bad faith assumption. gotta spread the truth somehow!
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eblu @eblu@wetdry.world
@Nonya_Bidniss the poster added the fake antifa warning as a joke. bluesky marked it as misleading because of that
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Or: recounting the tiring saga of getting my car's battery replaced.