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eblu @eblu@wetdry.world
my stuff has been sitting there for five entire days. hurry UPPPPP
MASTODON
eblu @eblu@wetdry.world
this is for you melinda... I hope you like it...
eblu @eblu@wetdry.world
so is Memphis Tennessee like a USPS shipping void or what
eblu @eblu@wetdry.world
backrooms son or the exit 8 daughter
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eblu @eblu@wetdry.world
@Nonya_Bidniss yeah, I'm at least sounding the alarm because it seems like this might be too much of a bad faith assumption. gotta spread the truth somehow!
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eblu @eblu@wetdry.world
@Nonya_Bidniss the poster added the fake antifa warning as a joke. bluesky marked it as misleading because of that
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Ever since I was a kid I was told I shouldn't try and chew hard candy but honestly I think the people who told me that just didn't want me being able to chop down on shit. I got jaws that break jawbreakers man. I bite lollipops off the stick. crunch heard round the world type shit. I eat homeless people, bones included. It's how they never caught me. There's nothing to prove it's me
eblu @eblu@wetdry.world
Top 10 Activities That Require A Car
- All of them
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eblu @eblu@wetdry.world
@gabboman I gazed into the abyss (explore tab) and the abyss gazed back
eblu @eblu@wetdry.world
leave Hatsune Miku out of your anti-AI crusade, she's innocent
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eblu @eblu@wetdry.world
>level is called Good Egg Galaxy
>the egg is bad
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Raccoon 
@raccoon@fedi.raccoonden.moe
eblu @eblu@wetdry.world
why the hell are they still airing cyberchase in 2026. this is like the most of-its-time thing that could have survived. and yet these kids are running around with smartphones
eblu @eblu@wetdry.world
As you get older you start to test the limits of what's possible, like ordering from a Sonic Drive-In on foot and trick-or-treating without a costume as an adult without anyone else
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Nyx 
@nyx@is.nyxt.dev
eblu @eblu@wetdry.world
god I wish I could have drawn the thing I wanted to for halloween this year but circumstances did not permit
eblu @eblu@wetdry.world
LiberNT was at least partially made with the assistance with AI so they're already the most accurate FOSS clone of Windows 11 out there right now
eblu @eblu@wetdry.world
every time that discord makes a change any valid concerns are drowned out with people fearmongering over the worst case scenario and then nothing happens
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enderman0125 
@mudkip@wetdry.world
>game is called mario kart 8
>its the 8th mario kart game
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enderman0125 @mudkip@wetdry.world
>game is called super mario galaxy
>you play as super mario in the galaxy
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