eblu @eblu@wetdry.world
do millennials even like those stupid white dude bougie burger places
eblu @eblu@wetdry.world
do millennials even like those stupid white dude bougie burger places
eblu @eblu@wetdry.world
RE: https://social.panic.com/@panic/116720615338493244
for the love of god I better see at least one other person here get this at launch I haven't been this excited about a video game in a hot minute
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Panic @panic@panic.com
🔴🟡🔵Big Walk is coming to Nintendo Switch 2, Steam (PC and Mac), and PlayStation 5 on August 4th!
Learn more at https://bigwalk.game 🔴🟡🔵
eblu @eblu@wetdry.world
when I'm in an announcing fantasy JRPGs competition and my opponent is nintendo direct june 9th 2026
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Minecraft Signs @MinecraftSigns@mas.to
NO FOOD OR
DRINK ALLOWED
That's how you
get ants!
eblu @eblu@wetdry.world
That's it? No Smash?
eblu @eblu@wetdry.world
nintendo for the love of god please spread out these Fantasy Swords And Sorcery JRPG trailers
eblu @eblu@wetdry.world
Hi, I'm Paul!
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U.R. Mr. Gay Was Her? @jordyn@shrike.club
[Whispers to my date] that's the Green Bay Packers
eblu @eblu@wetdry.world
I admire Kane for sticking with the good concept of the backrooms instead of devolving into "give almond water to the entities on level 71 to skip to level 148"
eblu @eblu@wetdry.world
my moshidon has been stuck in a crash loop for nearly two weeks save me
eblu @eblu@wetdry.world
what the hell is my mastodon app doing
eblu @eblu@wetdry.world
I don't use any apple products but happy or sad for people who do. whichever one I'm supposed to be feeling
eblu @eblu@wetdry.world
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eblu @eblu@wetdry.world
ok so it's just vudu which is a bit more familiar to me but it's still at a "poob has it for you" tier
eblu @eblu@wetdry.world
I went in to redeem the digital code that came with my everything everywhere all at once bluray and the only option was for fandango's streaming service??? I have never heard of this in my life but sure thing I guess
eblu @eblu@wetdry.world
I'm watching interstellar and are you kidding me
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eblu @eblu@wetdry.world
@cheese things are crazy. fruits are berries and strawberries are a secret third thing
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eblu @eblu@wetdry.world
@nessotropheion there's a lot of steves out there, we can probably find one that isn't a milkshake duck
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νησσοτροφεῖον 🫘 @nessotropheion@glaceon.social
losing my mind looking at junk mail
#collage
Or: recounting the tiring saga of getting my car's battery replaced.